Team 5th

I bought a house today.  I’ll be assaulting your dashboards with “before” pictures soon.  Good day.

think4yourself:

lickystickypickyme:

Steve Irwin (1962-2006)
“Don’t worry, they usually don’t swim backwards.”

Amelia Earhart (1897-1937)
“KHAQQ calling Itasca.  We must be on you but cannot see you.  Gas is running low.  We are on the line 157-337. We will repeat this message. We will repeat this on 6210 kilocycles. Wait.”

Malcolm X (1925-1965)
“Brothers! Brothers, please! This is a house of peace!”

Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)
“My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go.”

L. Frank Baum (1856-1919)
“Now I can cross the shifting sands.”

Dutch Schultz (1902-1935)
“Hey, Jimmie! The Chimney Sweeps.  Talk to the Sword.  Shut up, you got a big mouth! Please come help me up, Henny.  Max come over here.  French Canadian bean soup.  I want to pay.  Let them leave me alone.”

Jack Daniel (1846-1911)
“One last drink, please.”

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jesseboy:

I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: ‘We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal.’

Martin Luther King, Jr. (January 15, 1929 – April 4, 1968)